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    5/22/2006

    NQ&NQ&NQBD搞笑语录

    1. 某晚女Q在收拾衣物,偶然抬头对男Q说道:"明天不太冷,86度......". 
        (其实是26度)
     
        男Q:" 什么? 多少度?"
     
        女Q:"??......".
     
        男Q:"86度?! 你想热死谁呀?!~~~".
     
     
    2. 女Q第一次到天津, 下火车后在火车站门口畅快大叫:"天津, 我来啦!~"
     
        男Q与其弟暗笑, 说道:" 天津都哭了~".
     
        其弟帮腔道:"我也想这么说来着, 没敢~".
     
        女Q:"......", 白眼扫射那两个白痴.
     
     
    3. 男Q和女从天津回来带了有名的十八街大麻花(满大街都是十八街总
        厂,也不知道真假。)阿尔莎进站后,大家起身准备下车,走到车门
        口,女Q大叫:“咱们的月饼呢?!”
     
        男Q无奈道:“这呢,是麻花,十八街的大麻花~”。
     
     
     
    4. 男Q和女Q从天津回来,沿着马路向最近的公车站行进。女Q的眼睛
        向路边所有的店铺乱瞟,看到一家延吉冷面,不禁大声念道:“延吉
        冷面------1块6碗......".
     
        男Q:"多少钱? 一块六碗? 店老板听见该哭了!~ 不如白请你吃一碗
        赶快打发走得了......”
     
        女Q回头再看店铺牌子:"延吉冷面------1碗6块......".
     
     
     
    5. 男Q:"你果然张胖了, 肚子上都有游泳圈了......"
        
       男Q表弟纠正道:"哪有那么夸张? 根本没有!~"
     
       半分钟后,男Q表弟补充道:"充其量最多不过是个自行车内带......".
       
        女Q: 愤怒中!~~~
     
       
        ***补充:男Q几天后为他自己的肚皮找到了合适的比喻------橡皮艇~

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